so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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