Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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