we have officially lost it.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm like, not good at living.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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