That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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