but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Do vagina's smell?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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