If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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