I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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