So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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