i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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