last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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