Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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