Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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