He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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