i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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