the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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