Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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