nutella sex= disaster
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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