im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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