I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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