Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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