Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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