He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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