Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
please don't ironically join a cult
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