I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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