so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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