oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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