My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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