Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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