Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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