it hurts more in the daytime
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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