i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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