I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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