So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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