You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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