Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
did you just send me my own nude
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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