Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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