No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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