There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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