About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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