Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
FUCK WHALES
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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