we're blogging at a bar
She's JV to your varsity
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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