And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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