fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
