I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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