I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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