I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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