What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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