I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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