you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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