i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Panties = found
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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