I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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