How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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