Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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