be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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