just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just found puke in my bra..
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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