Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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