if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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